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Somebunny get that!! 2- What kind of ears do trains have? Enginears!! 3- What did one Campfire say to the other Campfire? Lets go out one of these days!! 4- What would you do if you imagined you were on a desert island surrounded by Monsters? Stop imagining that!! 5- Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!! 6- Why was the apple mean and angry? Because it was a crabapple!! 7- What does a worm do in a cornfield? He lets it go in one ear and right out the other!! 8- What do you call a car that can go up cliffs? Converticle!! 9- Why did the dinosaur turn around twice before he layed down? Because he heard that one good turn deserves another!! 10- How should a parent handle their kids? With KidGloves!! 11- What kind of bugs do knights fight? Dragonflies!! 12- How do kids learn to be funny? By reading the funny-paper!! 13- What stays in bed most of the day, and sometimes goes to the bank? A Stream!! 14- What is the favorite cake of baseball players? Bundt cake!! 15- What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Appetite!! 16- What kind of bird wears armor? Night Owls!! 17- What is white, says BOO, and floats? A Ghost Ship!! 18- What did the beaver say to the tree? Its been nice gnawing you!! 19- What did the candle say to the fire? Im at my wicks end!! 20- What did the sink say to the fawcet? You're a real drip!! 21- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence!! 22- What kind of shoes do frogs like? Open toad sandals!! Well thats all for now Lil' ones, will be adding more Jokes later, hope you got to LaUgH some, and dont be afraid to give it to other little ones like yourselves either!! :-) |
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